From a Book That’s Falling Apart

 

 

take two of these with water and quickly walk into the woods when the urge to shout becomes unbearable and you will find past the row of broken oaks the seat of the forest psychologist who will refuse to see you and by which sign you will know that you are on the right track so don’t dawdle there very long but find your way by way of your ear to the stream which produces the slight but pleasant waterfall you’ve surely heard of but which is none of our business today instead cross the stream and head for a group of dark stones and notice the little red balls that this local species of moss forms as you head down below the level of the mushrooms and into the black in which you must feel your way and believe me when I say that you will know when you find it and then back into the world of light where you will be reassured to see that kindly all of your problems have waited for you